Q: What happens when Juliana stays up way too late watching the Olympics?
A: Juliana has vivid dreams about dating the world's best Olympian.
Yes, in my dream, Michael Phelps and I were quite the item. It was fun for a few milliseconds of REM to ride in a stretch limo SUV holding his hand, walk next to his massive frame through the media frenzy and have people whisper about what his crazed, jealous exgirlfriends had planned for me.
Then the dream turned into some kind of black & white film noir where we were waiting for his exgirlfriend to arrive by train from The War. (Huh? Which war?) He was going to break the news to her and had, naturally, brought me along. (Possibly for entertainment value, hoping for a girl fight right there on the platform of the train station?)
Maybe tonight I should lay off the late night Olympics and instead read The Far Side before bed. That would be excellent fodder for tonight's sleepy adventures.
Except then you might end up having a fling with some strange-looking cartoon character with a pointy nose! LOL Funny post!
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